Here are various emails I recieved from the n00b called d00mh4mm3r today, along with the replies to them. COMPLETELY UNEDITED
Email: so whats the reason for banning me for 3 weeks (being ruder then every1)
then adding another 2 weeks (Because I questioned how is having a laugh with some-one, and calling another a tool and laughing, is ruder then saying the f*** word, and calling sum-one a male genitalia)
ive been told that now its because im chilish... but some-how i dont belive there is any real reason now, im still a child im not 21; and acting chilish at times is what keeps the body healthy, makes it feel young.
so its been 5 weeks 3 days now that ive been banned, and ive only counted 5 weeks of reasons to ban me (not that i dont agree with them; but i dont want to get banned again for showing why i was wrongfully banned)
Reply: Use correct grammar!
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Email: last i looked, this was the internet, not school, or work..... wait...
Last I looked, this was the Internet, not school or work!
So why is a forum about a game, so up-tight about grammer and spelling?
All other game forums dont care about spelling and grammer that much, so long as its readable.
Reply: Cause we don't speak the AOL language here!
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Email: no shit dumbass, its english. AOL isnt a language at all.
you are stuffed man, internet = non perfectness.
Reply: Here's a little group response from #tycoon:
Don't worry, you won't loose any braincells reading this response..oh no wait you have none to begin with!
From Aegir: Hey craphammer! TOLD YOU SO fUCKER!
>you are stuffed man, internet = non perfectness.
internet is non pefect? neither was, apparently, the condom your father used
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Email: Im guessing in that little bumchum group, it had just 5 ppl in it.
ohh, no braincells, hmm.. havent herd that one, no wait, yes, a bunch of 5 yr old's where picking on some chubby kid and used it.
To Aegir: At least I know how to fuck, your mum enjoied the 5 hours when you were at school.
The condom your father used... please, come up with originality.
You guys need to get out more, if you think that forums should have UNI grade spelling and grammer... what happens to the people that dont speak english at all?, as well as the people who have a defect in there brain?....
So main reason for booting me, was because 5 of you dont like me for being me.... and im being told im wrong and rude....
Reply: Hmm. Yes. Interesting defense. Firstly: do you really have to strain your minisclue brain that much that you have to conciously think to put grammar in. You're in like... UNI... and I'm in Yr 8 and I can still whip you in grammar without trying. ZING!
From Aegir: Six hours fucker, I didnt cut the last hour of english like you, illiterate fuck. Plus, if you were porking my mother, really, I mean, damn, thats not good to brag about...
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So they war continues!
He also sent me this PM on railpage:
Exclamation Im only a young dude, well they may sound stupid, the only stupid comments i can think of are ones, where i basicly tell the mod creater that they are making a good mod.
My grammer is ridiculous.... so is yours dude, mines only like this, because its not an eassy for bloody UNI.